Things people think my girlfriend and I do before they realize we're lesbians

Best friends.

Sisters who look nothing alike.

A mother who miraculously is the same age as her daughter.

Europeans kiss air kisses, but on the mouth.

Two people having a very slow arm wrestling match.

Police officers not wearing uniforms.

Girl Bert and Ernie.

Jehovah's Witnesses who are lost.

Female CEOs who have gone just a little too far forward.

Cousins ​​who haven't seen each other since their grandmother's funeral.

Brangelina.

Someone who talks to themselves in the mirror.

Nurses on their lunch break at 8 o'clock P.M.

Exceptionally close managers of a Pret a Manger.

Two sixteenths of an a cappella group.

Actors in a play about a couple who are actually dating.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph.

Drunk women in a bathroom who are not drunk or sitting in a bathroom.

Running buddies.

Escaped nuns.

Austria-Hungary?

Alsace-Lorraine?

The Wicked Witches of the East and the West.

Triplets reunited, but one of them died.

Strangers touching each other.

Synchronized swimmers.

Two conscious Chia pets.

Zombie friends.

Two people in the front and back in a horse costume. They lost the horse costume years ago.

Easter Island goes out when they went to eat some tapas together.

Seagulls fight over fries.

And again, even though they already asked: Sisters?

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